(More Mental Calisthenics) You deserve a break in the neighborhood. Home of the $5 footlong. In here, it's always outside the bun. Finger lickin' meats. (OK, so that mashup may be on the edge of too far.) But have you ever looked at a fast food or casual chain restaurant's menu and thought "it's missing something"? … Continue reading Mental Calisthenics: Borrowed menu item
(More Mental Calisthenics.) Of all the posts in all the world, you came to this one? As you lean back in your chair letting your mind wander, consider this as a topic: Where would you like to eat a meal? The parameters are that the place you pick must come from a fictional source. It … Continue reading Mental Calisthenics: Fictional Restaurant edition
Reworking of the classic song: Unthawed Christmas Turkey Broken Ornaments More for Dinner Feuding In-Laws Naughty Kids Missing Bike Parts Chairs Short Unwrapped Gifts Wrong-Sized Sweaters Mis-sung Carols Toys with Dead Batteries Shots of "Egg Nog"
(Want more Mental Calisthenics?) Need a brain break? Sit back and consider this topic before heading back to that spreadsheet. Guardians of the Galaxy Far Far Away: Star-lord and crew take on Darth Vader. Or perhaps The Avengers throw down with Godzilla. How would the Fast & Furious gang do when they are racing against … Continue reading Mental Calisthenics: Swap-a-villain
Hi, we're here at the 124th annual Academy Awards, and look who's coming up the red carpet! It's Pat Young, who burst onto the scene this year with the delightful film "Batperson 23", where she played the role of the new Riddler! Hi Pat! Hi, how are you this evening? Good, good, so what is … Continue reading The dread carpet
The state of Alabama will not be electing probable predatory pedophile Roy Moore on Tuesday. Oh, he may win the election, but this is because of the voters, not the state as a whole. And Alabama, like every state in the Union, has a problem getting people to the polls. The math is simple, really. … Continue reading In defense of Alabama’s offense
As Donald Trump takes credit for the entire economy while ignoring that the trends it is on are the same as they have been for about five years now, let's take a look at some other great moments in history, through the eyes of our president. 2016, Rio de Janeiro - Donald Trump, upon completing … Continue reading Great Trump moments in history